1. because no one should consume upwards of 12 units of alcohol in a 3 hour period.
2. because no one should bite people who they're dancing with.
3. because no one should dance so inappropriately that they have a 3 foot gap between them and innocent spanish bystanders more out of horror than curiosity.
4. because no one with 2 x chromosomes should attempt to pee in a urinal. in a public restroom.
5. because no one should ever vomit in a urinal. in a public restoom.
6. because no one should ever be that person slumped on a couch mumbling to anyone who will listen, "i want to go home".
7. because no one should ever fall out of a bar and yell, "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 'I LIKE COMPUTERS?' " in response to a friend's suggestion to talk to the bartender who previously expressed interest the weekend before. with said bartender standing 4 feet away.
8. because no one should have the intention of walking home but end up about 40 minutes away on the other side of town because they cannot. read. the street signs because they cannot. see. straight.
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oh my, you are taking cadiz by storm, aren't you? i wish i could be there to see all this, as if it were like this past fall, when i could lie in bed and listen to the sounds of drunken/hungover you as you stumbled about.
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